ITOFTS #3: DRAMA

My mama will testify that when I was younger if there was drama in the midst, I was somewhere in the vicinity. I loved drama-mine's or yours-bcuz it broke up the dreary monotony of my day. Family drama (mine's or yours), sibling drama-'don't do it, and see what happens!', domestic drama-'oh no the hell he didn't?!', children drama-'honey, if those were my kids', work drama-'I wish my boss WOULD say that shit to me!!', neighbor drama-'don't 4get bitch I know where u stay!' Hell, drama was drama. I wasn't picky. And adding to that drama is gossip. Bcuz I was in the middle of the drama, I was also privy to the details. lol I couldn't to tell people about the shit that went down...knowing they didn't have a clue.


Now...shiiiit, I'm too old for that shit. I have more pressing issues. I don't give a damn about drama, cuz I'm trying my best to not have any my damn self. I have my very own biological drama queen, my daughter and believe you me...I have and am sowing some shit I have reaped in the past! lol The difference is- with my child...I tell her to get on b4 she get spit on. I'm not getting caught up in living in the past, he-say she-say shit. My answer to drama...SOLVE THE SHIT OR MOVE THE FUCK ON. What the hell are u complaining about if you're not trying to change the shit. Ur man's a damn dog-drop his ass. Ur 25yr old kid is a freeloader-put his/her ass out. Ur boss is a tripp-deal with the shit or find another job. Ur mama makes u mad-tell her how u feel or take a damn break. Shit don't have to be drama...we want to make the shit drama. U want a thug ass nicca, and ur crying cuz bitches are calling his phone...WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN? U think the guy you like will leave you if you don't have sex with him?? Well what if he leaves your ass AFTER you sex him?? This isn't drama-u know the answer-MAKE A DAMN DECISION ALREADY.

With age comes wisdom and it's not that damn serious to do drama anymore.

You don't believe me? Then let the spokesperson for No Mo' Drama, Mary J. Blige break it down for you!

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As far as drama?? I'm too old for that shit!!!